The 80-20 law

Okay, I know I am going to get beaten up for writing this. Particularly when one out of the only three readers of this blog is a man. But lets do it anyway.
I have this theory. (I have a theory about every damn thing I think. Is there a word for a kind of illness where a person comes up with weird theories in every 2 minutes? If there is, please let me know. Thank you)
So according to me, after observing a lot of couples and the male and female population is divided as below-
80% of the men are sadistic bastards created by Satan when he was feeling particularly evil
20% of the men are sweet, lovable creatures created by God when he was feeling great
80% of the women are lovely beings, doesnt matter who created them(yes people, author of this blog is a woman so...)
20% of the women are sluts.
80% men(the sadistic brats) end up with 80% women(nice ones)
20% of the men(good ones) end up with rest 20%(bitches)
Thats how the balance is maintained in the world, people.

Why men get stuck with gold diggers.

Another rant
It seems like I have been taking my classroom conversations a bit too seriously.
Yesterday, we were having a discussion about how beautiful, smart girls date dumb looking men just because they are rich. Gold diggers, as they call them. I, being me, was reminded of something else.
A few days ago there was an article in the newspaper about why men buy fancy cars when there is no space in the country to even park them, let alone drive them. What is the point of buying a a car that goes from 0 to 300 in 3 seconds when you can barely hit 80?(that too if you are lucky) Well, according to this research, this is known as 'pea-cocking' (Is anyone reminded of 17 Again??)
So basically, men do all this irrational expenditure to increase their chances of finding a sexy woman to show off. In other words, we are no better than animals who dance in the mating season, showing off their colors.
Deducing from these findings,I conclude that men(or even women) don't mind being loved for shallow reasons, no matter how much we deny it. If you are trying to impress a girl by riding a sports bike, you deserve to be dating a woman who is after your money. And vice versa of course.
It is a cruel world.